The Lifecaster

Lifecasting is a continual broadcast of events in a person's life through digital media. Typically, lifecasting is transmitted through the medium of the Internet and can involve wearable technology.[1] Lifecasting reverses the concept of surveillance, giving rise to sousveillance through portability, personal experience capture, daily routines and interactive communication with viewers.

Jessica Alba is sitting approximately 1.5 metres away from me. I’ve got a photo moment coming on…

So many Union Jacks flying! It feels like BNP / National Front heaven

I’m off to Dagenham East for the first time. Has anyone got any tips (apart from the mandatory hoodie)?

Robin Gibb RIP

A date for everyone’s diary: Saturday 27th July. 8pm-9pm I will be performing in the pre-show to the Olympic Opening Ceremony; 9pm-10pm will be performing in the ceremony itself. Set your video recorders!!!

Met Danny Boyle this morning at the rehearsals. He’s got very soft hands and a handshake like a wet fish

Olympics rehearsals are stepping up a gear this week … 

Liverpool please win against Chelsea today!

Congratulations Roy Hodgson on being named England Football Manager. There wasn’t much choice on offer … 

Having great conversations with my Essex-born painter & decorators. They describe Arg from TOWIE as being a “bell-end” …